A bird owner had the most hilarious response when a random fella approached her online and asked for a picture of her tits.
We've all been there. Gone into our Facebook messages and had a lovely little message from some random bloke asking to see our tatas.
This is exactly what happened to Shanna Martin when she got a message from the man calling her sexy and asking if she had a boyfriend.
The 22-year-old politely told the man he shouldn't be quite so forward in his opening messages, before going on to wish him good night.
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Instead of taking her advice on the chin, the fella decided to ask Shanna to send him a picture of her tits.
Being the proud owner of several birds, she decided to teach him more about how many different species of tit exist by sending him an informative image of all kinds of tits - of the feather kind.
Shanna, who owns nine feathered friends of her own, said: "I was confused but not surprised, as I get these random people messaging me a lot.
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"When I was sent the messages I was having a bad day so I was a bit annoyed.
"Usually I just delete and block them then move on but I thought 'what the hell, I might as well have some fun'."
Shanna owns a Cockatoo, a Lovebird, a Blue-crowned Conure, a Quaker, an Amazon, a Maroon-bellied Conure, a Crimson-bellied Conure, a Budgie and a Sun Conure.
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In a now viral post, Shanna shared screengrabs of the interaction on her Instagram page, @birds_tails, where people were left in stitches at her 'tit pics'.
Shanna, who is single, said the unnamed not-so-gentleman was not impressed by the photo she shared - and immediately blocked her.
She said: "To be honest, I didn't expect it to work as well as it did.
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"As for the man, his reaction was pretty expected, he blocked me immediately.
"I guess my wit was too much for him."
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