As any real basic will know, if you're going to be the real deal, you NEED to drive a Fiat 500.
A Fiat 500 isn't just a car, but a lifestyle choice. Owning anything else would be absolutely deplorable for us basics, and we're not afraid to show it.
Once you've got the car, you need to accessorise. Obviously you'll need a Starbucks cup glued to your hands at all times, and a selfie of you and the girls with Wayne Lineker in Ibiza on Instagram.
Staple diet foods must include Tango Ice Blast, copious amounts of Chinese and bottomless halloumi brunch, and if your blood isn't made up of 75 per cent pornstar martini, it's probably time to go home now.
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When you've got all that, it's time to add a signature scent, and nothing other than Fiat 500 perfume will do.
Yes, you heard that right - Fiat 500 perfume is now a legitimate thing that exists, and it has to be the best thing since sliced avocado on toast.
The perfume apparently 'offers a flirtatious take on seduction', and contains notes of pink pepper, mandarin, lychee, gardenia, magnolia and jasmine.
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And because the Fiat 500 doesn't discriminate, there's also a version for men, which, if you ask me, will make the perfect Christmas present for your boyfriend.
Just think about it, you could have matching his 'n' hers fragrances. I couldn't think of anything more basic if I tried.
The men's version has a 'decisive and captivating character'. and contains notes of iris butter, timur pepper, patchouli and vanilla.
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Each bottle comes in a 50ml version (£29) and a 100ml version (£39), and can be found in Boots stores and online.
That's Christmas sorted, then, huns.
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