Woman Reveals Her Boyfriend's Very Strict Cinema Rules For 'Avengers: Endgame'
There's nothing better than a good old date night at the cinema with your significant other, chomping on popcorn and having a little cuddle. Or that's what you might expect from a couple during a trip to the cinema.
But that couldn't be further from the truth for Kamilla Rose, from London, whose boyfriend wrote a list of strict rules for their visit to see the new Avengers: Endgame.
The list, written by Cyrille Sokpor, insisted there would be no eating or speaking during the screening or the credits, and even went as far as to say if there was an emergency with the couple's 18-month-old son Noah, Kamilla would have to leave and he would join her once the film had ended.
"Regarding your attendance at the Avengers: Endgame tomorrow with myself, please see below confirmation of the following," he wrote.
"We will not be queuing to buy popcorn, please make prior arrangements.
"You are not permitted to consume any food during the film (inc end credits) - you may quietly drink water."
This year has been pretty cool, watching Noah grow has been the best :two_hearts: #Top42018 pic.twitter.com/HNZwU0Ecru
- Kamilla Rose (@KamillahRose) December 31, 2018
"I will not be moving to allow you to pass for a toilet break - find an alternative route," although at this stage we'd be suggesting Kamilla find a new boyfriend.
The list continued, "you will not communicate with me during the trailers or the duration of the film (inc end credits).
"In case of an emergency relating to our son, I give you full authority to leave and take control - I'll join you after the film (inc end credits).
"After the film (inc end credits) we will have a 30 min debrief session to discuss the events, followed by a period of quiet personal reflection."
My boyfriend sent me a very sternly worded note about our cinema trip to see #AvangersEndgame tomorrow. Mad because I thought it was just date night :weary:♀️ pic.twitter.com/ZWfsCwRqV7
- Kamilla Rose (@KamillahRose) April 24, 2019
He ends the list with a warning... "It is acknowledged that I may not be my usual self post this film. Please do not be alarmed.
"Thank you for your cooperation, I look forward to a pleasurable viewing experience."
Sharing the list on Twitter, Kamilla wrote: "My boyfriend just sent me a very sternly worded note about our cinema trip to see Avengers: EndGame tomorrow. Mad because I thought it was just a date night."
Some followers were impressed with the pedantic list, with one person responding: "I APPROVE OF THIS! And love your boyfriend! Sending this immediately to mine."
"I think this seems perfectly reasonable," another added, "I'm now single so I can watch it in peace!"
Another said: "At least he was up front and honest?! Honestly, I get what he's saying. For some of us, me included, this is a ridiculously big deal, like absurdly so. Don't you let him be rude to you about it though." Fair point.
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