​You Can Now Buy A Clamp To Stop Your Other Half Stealing The Covers

You can now buy a clamp for your bed to stop your other half from stealing the covers and potentially save your relationship.

Every relationship has a duvet hogger and if you don't think your relationship has one then your partner is probably too polite to tell you that they were freezing last night while you were wrapped up like a burrito.

However, your relationship could be saved as a company has released a Cover Clamp to make sure your side of the duvet stays on your half of the bed.

It costs just £19.15 ($24.99) which is a bargain when you think of all the arguments it would save.

The description on the website reads: "If you have a blanket hog in your life, stealing your sheets and blankets every night, you know how frustrating it can be. The patent pending Cover Clamp system finally solves this age-old problem simply and effectively, guaranteed!"

The clamp is installed under the mattress, on the side of the victim of the duvet hogger and you attach the duvet to the clamp.

The duvet is then secure and is safe from up to 30lbs of force so your partner would have to put a lot of effort into stealing the sheets from you.

When you're all snug with equal halves of the duvet, you and our partner could use this army technique to help you fall asleep in minutes.

The method is used by soldiers to ensure they are able to rest while out on the battlefield, and it helps combat tiredness in pilots.

It is said to have 96 per cent success rate after six weeks of practice, and it involves a combination of relaxing your muscles, breathing techniques and visualisations.

First you have to relax the muscles in your face, including your tongue, jaw and the muscles around your eyes.

Then you drop your shoulders as low as they will go, before relaxing your upper and lower arm on one side, and then doing the same on the other side.

You should then breathe out, relax your chest and then, finally, relax your legs. When doing this you should start with your thighs and move to your lower legs.

Once you've relaxed your body for 10 seconds, you have to then clear your mind completely.

You can do this using three different methods.

Firstly, picture yourself lying in a canoe on a calm lake, with nothing but blue sky above you.

You can also picture yourself snuggled in a black velvet hammock in a pitch-black room.

And finally, you can also try saying 'don't think, don't think, don't think' over and over again for 10 seconds.

Featured Image Credit: Cover Clamp

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Mark Cunliffe

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