You Can Now Get Pornstar Martinis Delivered Straight To Your Door
If you fancy sipping on a pornstar martini but don't want to get out your comfy joggers to glam up for a night out, then this company can deliver the the fancy cocktails straight to your door.
That's right, The Bottled Bartender mixes up vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, caramel gomme and lime juice all for you, then posts it to you for pre-drinks in your pyjamas.
Each of the tasty drinks will set you back £3.80 a pop, and will be sent to you in cute milk bottles, meaning they're worthy of an Instagram snap or two.
If fruity pornstars don't tickle your fancy, then there is loads of others to choose from instead, like espresso martinis, mojitos, margaritas and manhattans.
Yum yum yum.
All of the ingredients in the cocktails are completely natural, and the company grinds the coffee, pics the mint, squeezes the limes and reduces the passion fruit all itself, making the drinks tasty and fresh AF.
Tesco is also selling some easy-to-drink pornstar martinis, ready mixed in handy little cans.
These cocktail tinnies come courtesy of All Shook Up, and the supermarket giant is selling them for just £1.25 each.
Grab a bottle of prosecco for shots on the side, and you're ready to drink the night away.
Seeing as a normal pornstar martini would usually cost you anywhere upwards of £8 in a fancy bar, these are a bloody bargain.
There is also a deal on at the supermarket giant, and you can get four of these bad boys for the price of three.
Tesco is also selling espresso martini versions for the exact same price on the deal, so you could treat yourself to one (read: five) of each.
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Gemma Collins/thebottledbartender