You work hard. You pay your bills. You stay on the right side of the law.
You're a good egg, a model citizen and no one deserves a reward more than you. A treat to say, 'You, sir/madam, are a credit to society. Thank you, and God bless.'
It's not much to ask, and Portobello Road's Four Winters ice cream bar is delivering the goods with its brand new breakfast menu.
Cereal Crunch contains a sumptuous dollop of vanilla ice cream, complete with cereal clusters and rich salted caramel.
Or, if you're not a vanilla girl, Strawberry Yogurt Parfait contains crunchy granola and mango yoghurt with fresh strawberries, shredded coconut, almonds and chia seeds.
And all of the ice cream is made with liquid nitrogen, giving it the creamiest of consistencies.
Now this might all seem a tad too extravagant for an average Tuesday morning, but researchers from Tokyo's Kyorin University conducted a study back in 2016 which found that people who ate ice cream 'immediately after waking up' actually became smarter.
So if you ever need to defend your ice cream breakfast from the buzzkills of the world, that right there is your go-to. You're welcome.
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