If there's one area you should stay away from if you don't wish to divide our Great British nation, it's our goddam ice lollies.
Emblems of our youth, these nostalgic summertime treats ignite passion in the people of this country, and this was proven on Twitter on Thursday when some kind of crazy person decided to rank them.
Yeah, this wasn't going to go down well, was it?
Digital creator Niki Albon took to Twitter to share his ranking of the nation's favourite ice lollies, and let me tell you now it's divisive.
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The ice lolly anarchist wrote alongside his graphic: "I don't care what anyone says, *THIS* is how you rank our ice lollies. Anything missing isn't worth the freezer space."
Naturally, the rankings have left a sour taste in the mouths of some. Some of them are off, while some parts of it are straight-up farcical.
Perhaps the most shocking rankings include the super average Mini Milks getting a 'Top Tier' position, Jubbly's reaching 'God' status, and sickeningly, Twisters reduced to 'Awful'.
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And DO NOT EVEN GET US STARTED ON the obscure Maltesers Ice Cream being on the list at all, alongside icons such as Feasts and Calipos. Who even are you?
But that's just my opinion. Hey, no hate!
"Niki. I can agree on the Feast. But a Nobbly Bobbly is worth more than your soul. Putting a Twister so low is so insulting to so many. Use your platform responsibly or GTFO," angrily responded one user.
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"You really thought you did something putting rocket lollies at the bottom huh?," another asked.
"Nobbly bobblys awful? I will pray to Jesus for you to see the light eventually," wrote another.
"Absolutely wrong. Zapp, Fab and Twister belong in the god tier," said a fourth.
"I'm so relieved someone finally puts fabs at the bottom," one more controversially added.
Niki, go sit in a corner and think about what you have done.
Topics: Food And Drink, Tasty