Something has been missing from our lives. There has been an emptiness, a void and we had no idea what the missing piece was, until now.
Thanks to BBC Good Food, our attention has been drawn to chocolate crumpets and suddenly, Donald Trump, Paul Nuttall and all of the world's evils feel like a distant nightmare.
Created by Knead Bakery, the crumpets are 70% chocolate and when heated, taste 'rich and deep' with a 'slightly gooey' texture.
It's the stuff dreams are made of!
Available at Selfridges food hall and Broadway Market, we are about to go in hard on those crumpets.
You know you want to.
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