Have you ever invited someone over to your home, and then four hours later they're still there? Eating your food, asking for cups of tea... I like company but seriously, there's a limit.
Well now you can tell them to eff off without actually telling them.
Firebox has released their own personalised cushion range. But they're the ones with the sequins on so the message is only revealed when you stroke it. Genius, right?
You could even use this to propose, or as a cute Christmas gift. The potential for personal jokes is unlimited.
The description reads: "Give your soft-furnishings a subversive and sequin-coated makeover with the Personalised Hidden Message Cushion. These sparkly and stylish cushions conceal your own cheeky statement beneath a layer of stroke-able sequins.
"Brush them one way to expose your witty genius, sweep them the other to hide 'em away. You can add up to 5 lines of text - 3 characters on the first line, and up to 14 on the others, AND you can also use emojis!"
"Your message will be embellished by a pair of charming flower designs - so it looks all kitsch and homely no matter what filth you've written."
So cute, right?!
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