Hands up if you've ever been asked to send nudes.
In an age where men consider it an acceptable dating practice to bypass dinner and head straight to the smartphone, it's no surprise that chivalry is decreasing at an alarming rate.
Luckily, women everywhere are coming up with the most savage responses to shut down nude-hunters, and Pizza Bottle has rounded them all up for the sake of the sisterhood.
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From sending a picture of nude lipsticks to a snap of a chicken's breasts, thighs and legs, these women have armed us with a whole arsenal of responses for the next time that f**kboy asks us to send nudes.
When another crafty singleton received a message asking her to send a photo of her in a bra, she did just that and sent him a picture of a passport photo placed on top of her lingerie.
Another got creative and sent a picture of two blue tit birds sitting on a branch instead of her actual chest, which is what we are assuming her suitor requested.
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This woman from Florida sent a photograph of a selection of nude MAC lipsticks when asked for saucy pictures.
Others wrote out fake error messages and repeatedly sent hilarious screenshots of an iPhone picture loading sign.
We're pretty sure this guy was gutted when he received pictures of Homer Simpson in provocative poses.
Surprisingly the blokes on the end of the phone weren't too impressed with the images they were receiving with one saying "stop" and another asking the girl to "stop sending me that picture".
One frustrated fella went as far as to say "I hate you" when receiving a picture of a showerhead following his request for pictures of a girl in the shower.
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Maybe that will teach these lads a lesson. Somehow, we doubt it.
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