TOWIE is about as real as Gemma Collins' natural orange glow. We already know this.
However, that doesn't mean we can't laugh at show bosses' pathetic attempts to make it look real.
Last night, Chloe Meadows came head-to-head with Amber Turner and things got pretty heated.
In case you don't know, Amber's only been on the scene 5 minutes and she's already had a dramatic break-up with her boyfriend of four years, Jamie Reed, and hooked up with Dan Edgar.
Furious with her pal's behaviour, Chloe met up with Jamie and admitted Amber had lied about what had gone one - which obviously didn't go down very with Amber.
After bumping into each other in the toilets, the girls got into a huge argument about the situation. However, fans were more bothered about the two clubbers in the background who stood fixing their hair and make-up for the duration of the row.
"Crying at them girls that have been fixing there hair in the background for about half an hour while Chloe an Amber argue ￼￼￼#TOWIE," wrote one viewer.
Another added: "How long are those two birds in the toilet gonna stand there and pretend to do their hair btw #TOWIE."
Come on, guys! At least try and make us believe it's real FFS.