When something becomes a cult popular thing, it's guaranteed that merchandise galore is going to be made out of it. But I'm not talking hoodies, t-shirts or phonecases, sometimes companies jump on to the public's 'flavour of the moment' - and turn it into a dildo.

A company has brought out a lovely festive Candy Cane dildo, just in time for Christmas. It's made of glass, and actually looks quite cute, but according to the description it packs quite the punch.

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"Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious glass massager will leave you breathless," it says in the description of the product.

"Hand-blown glass candy cane comes in a beautiful gift box and makes the perfect stocking stuffer for that special someone on your list."


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If you don't want something just for Christmas, there's also dildo's out there that are themed on some of most popular TV shows at the moment, like this Stranger Things one. Although this one is aptly named 'Stranger Dongs'.


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Credit: Bad Dragon


Credit: Bad Dragon

The description on the website reads: "Bad Dragon's Demogorgon is a wild fantasy dildo creation straight out of your nightmares (or dreams?)!

"The Demogorgon is a marvel of handmade design, boasting pleasant textures, a gentle yet pronounced curve well crafted for amazing g-spot stimulation and a delightfully horrifying base that ensures a white knuckle grip.

"Go on a journey that will turn your erotic world upside down and add the Demogorgon to your Bad Dragon toy collection!"

The price ranges from $55 (for the smaller version) all the way up to $215 for a MASSIVE one.

You can buy them here.

This comes after we broke the story of a Game of Thrones-themed dildo. Blimey.

TBF, it's actually one of the prettiest dildos I've ever seen...


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The description reads: "Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Than this dildo sword will fulfill your fantasy. You know nothin until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword.

"The sword's hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure."

Blimey.


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Is it just me who thinks this is cool AF?


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If your fella fancies himself as Jon Snow, or your missus reckons she's the next Daenerys Targaryen? That's their birthday sorted.

It's $149, which works out at around £114.30, so it's not exactly the cheapest gift ever but you can't put a price on happiness.

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You can buy one here.

If a GoT one isn't quite down your alley, how about a unicorn horn?


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You do you.


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Katey Roberts

Katey is the Junior Social Editor of PRETTY52. She recently graduated from Manchester Metropolitan University, with a degree in Film and Media and her expertise is in entertainment news and celebrity culture. Contact her - katey.roberts@pretty52.com

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